This movie is going to make the first part look so damn boring.
Kiwis just seem so damn welcoming when they’re not doing the haka. It’s like they all seem to have this insane Mr. Rogers effect on you when you watch them. It’s inexplicable.
For those of you who don’t know Kickstarter, it’s a really cool fundraising site that allows people to raise money for their projects through independent contributions from people like you and me. One such project in need of your help, is a pretty amazing documentary called “Kids Star Wars Musical Documentary.”
How do I know that this project is amazing? Well, first of all, it’s called “Kids Star Wars Musical Documentary” and if that doesn’t win you over, there’s this cool trailer for your viewing pleasure. This doc looks to combine the angst of the awkward pre-teens years with a Star Wars Musical, so you know it’s going to be a keeper.
Find the project here and donate now! So they can release it and I can watch it!
Release Date: May 6, 2011 (limited)
Finally, a documentary about teen magicians. This should have been the third documentary ever made. The first being a documentary about sharks and the second being Spellbound. Make Believe seems to follow in the tradition of Spellbound, profiling an array of quirky characters as they compete in a contest that certainly strays a bit from the norm. Ah, magicians, the proverbial outcasts. Why is it always that the hardest trick for magicians to pull off, is the ability to conjure friends?
Everything Must Go
Release Date: May 13, 2011 (limited)
This is a movie about a man who has to live on his lawn with his possessions after his wife kicks him out of the house. The neighborhood kid that Ferrell befriends? None other than Christopher C.J. Wallace, who is Notorious B.I.G.’s son. So, if you were one of the few waiting for that Will Ferrell/Notorious B.I.G.’s son dramedy, your prayers have been answered.
As with all franchises heavily reliant on child actors, I predict the success of this series to hinge on how annoying the child actors are. So far, so good.Stay tuned for the upcoming April 17th premiere on the H-bo.
*Also, this preview is NSFW, unless your place of work is unusually cool about zombie children and a French Revolutionesque number of beheadings.
According to Reel Movie News, this disaster is happening.
Jaden Smith is set to star opposite his father, Will Smith, in an upcoming sc-fi adventure flick from director M. Night Shyamalan, Columbia Pictures announced today.
Shyamalan and Will Smith will produce the film about a young boy who tries to navigate an abandoned Earth to save himself and his father after their ship crashes. It is set 1,000 years into the future.
This cinematic train wreck really has the cards stacked against it. If it gets made, I predict its chances of success would be about that of a teen sex comedy being released in rural Afghanistan.
ETS credited for this one.
And I want one. If I can get a hold of this guy, I would totally commission him to do a series of paintings where a gang of raptors are just hanging out in the background, looking suspicious. Some of them may be smoking and wearing leather jackets if I have my way.
As seen on io9.
