Watching the vivid images of Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth, I thought to myself Wow, it’s a shame that we’re destroying the earth like this. Global Warming sure does suck. But that concern was short lived. You know why? Because I am more concerned with my neighbor’s meth lab exploding, than the supposed effects of global warming. Polar Bears losing their environment is sad, but again, the possibility of having my eyebrows singed off is really my immediate concern at this time.
