Falcons quarterback Michael Vick landed in trouble with the law again, when it was revealed that one of his properties housed a forty-six kennel pitbull range, that may have been used to facilitate a dog fighting ring.
“It was my understanding, that we were only using the property to breed these lethal killing machines, not fight them,” Vick explained in a statement to the press. “I had the word of my close uncle, Shady Joe, that nothing illegal would be going on the premises.”
The match between Manchester United and Chelsea erupted into violence after United striker Wayne Rooney took down Chelsea midfielder Michael Ballack with a hard tackle.
Fans of both squads immediately took to beating each other with clubs, chairs, and bare hands after the play. However, a few minutes into the violent brawl, it was apparent that the fans weren’t quite into it.
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Controversial Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens held a news conference to make a major career announcement. Accompanied by his agent, Drew Rosenhaus, Owens met reporters outside of his Philadelphia compound. He preceded his announcement by reminding the media what he thought of himself, saying he was, “The greatest football player ever to play the game.” Also claiming to be even better than Bo Jackson in Tecmo Super Bowl. Adding, “That he could have gone Pro out of the womb if he had so wished.”
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