Alright 2009, I’m know we’re not getting flying cars this year, but give me a couple of things from this list and we’ll be cool. I’m looking at you NASA.
• A TV That Can Only Be Activated By Crying: Nothing like a tear soaked bowl of popcorn to start you off on game day.
• A Breed Of Dog That Acts Like An Obese Child: Oh wait, they already have these, they’re called St. Bernards. The only breed of dog that always looks like they have been hit by a horse tranquilizer.
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Since I watch my fair share of bad movies, I have decided every week to watch a new bad movie and review its relative badness. To really assess how good a bad movie is, you need to critique various elements of the movie such as: is its badness enough to warrant watching it? How many scenes include characters doing nothing more than ordering a pizza? Was one of the characters killed off in an earlier prequel and brought back as a different character? How many scenes on rooftops were inexplicably shot indoors on a soundstage? and so on…
Week 1’s gem is…The Ice Pirates.
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