In an attempt to further incur the wrath of dinosaurs when they are genetically engineered to pull wagons in the future, Hollywood has decided to make another Jurassic Park movie. According to a recent interview with Jurassic Park III director Joe Johnston, there will in fact be another unnecessary installment in this ailing franchise.
Via pasteblog:
“Well, there is going to be a Jurassic Park IV,” Johnston said, launching into the usual I’m-really-excited speech that folks who are making a movie tend to invoke when interviewed about said movie. “And it’s going to be unlike anything you’ve seen. It breaks away from the first three—it’s essentially the beginning of the second Jurassic Park trilogy.”
So, not only are they continuing to drag out this story, but they want to start a new trilogy? Which means what? Is it going to be about dinosaurs adjusting to life in Manhattan? Jeff Goldblum learns to ride dinosaurs? Finally, a Dinopark Tycoon movie?
Either way, it’s going to be dumb.






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