After numerous Iron Man 2 teasers which did little more than show Robert Downey Jr. acting like a richer version of himself, the internet has finally dropped a trailer that reveals some story. Don’t hold me to this, but the story appears to be that Mickey Rourke’s chronic meth abuse gives him the ability to have cool electric whips, which he uses to try to off Robert Downey Jr. for being a more stable and likable comeback kid of Hollywood. So, Downey Jr. hires Don Cheadle to be his bodyguard. And Scarlett Johansson shows up to a bunch of parties she wasn’t invited to.

Instant hit.