Like ninjas in a bamboo forest, you can never really trust The Near Truth, can you? The Near Truth is a website which publishes fake news, editorials, lists, celebrity news and movie reviews. 

This is in no way a real news site and if you were to cite information from here for a school report or a court case, you will be probably be expelled, lose your case or at the very least, ridiculed.

This is “Fake News Written By Real People.”

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